drunk bumps

The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"

drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps

drunk bumps by koaw June 12, 2010

drunk yoga 

Sleeping in an unusual manner or place due to excessive alcohol consumption.

I got so messed up last night I ended up doing drunk yoga on Marks couch.

You should have seen Sara doing drunk yoga on Stevens lawn last night.

A: Did you have fun last night?
B: Yeah, ended up doing drunk yoga on the beach.

A: Where have you been?
B: I think I should leave, I'm so drunk I was just doing drunk yoga on the toilet.

A: How was the party last night?
B: Crazy! We all ended up doing drunk yoga in Nicoles living room.

drunk yoga by Drunk Yoga March 7, 2015

drunk gurl 

ONE HOT MUDDA! yea, thats right, i said it.

"dude, look how hott drunk girl is tonight..."

drunk gurl by MiLTF March 3, 2004

Drunk on Life 

When you're too dumb to know that the actual phrase is 'high on life'. High on life typically means you enjoy life to the fullest and don't worry about anything.

Sheen: Oh, my god I'm so drunk on life right now.

Carl: Don't you mean high on life
Sheen: What?
Carl: Idiot.

Drunk on Life by newtonfan11 February 18, 2014

Drunk Mess 

A man or woman on the dance floor who is extremely intoxicated but think they are dancing really well.

Wow! Did you see her out on the dance floor? She is a drunk mess out there.

Drunk Mess by realdeal7 May 9, 2011

Drunk makeout session 

when in the back of ones car or house, a drunk female starts to make-out with a sober male who then procedes to reaction kiss her and then keep kissing her untill she either passes out or when she wants to either give head, or have sex.

dude that chick i picked up last night was a freak man, her and i were having a drunk makeout session in the back of my car.

NICE!

Drunk makeout session by Dlicious Potato June 24, 2011

drunk masking 

The act of waking up in ones friends house taped to the ceiling with a butt plug in the ass cause the beer that friend gave you in exchange for your help in masking their room for it to be painted was roofied

Woke up from a drunk masking now my ass hurts.

drunk masking by sir zman September 20, 2013