Dirty Doctor

Someone who does scientific practices without qualifications

Instead of kaiser, I paid this random Dirty Doctor for a cure.

by anonymous January 11, 2022

Dirty Doctor

Someone who does scientific practice without qualifications

Instead of a hospital I paid this random Dirty Doctor for a cure.

by anonymous January 11, 2022

fun doctor

The doctor that tells a dead person’s relatives of their passing.

I lost my surgery privileges, I get to be the fun doctor now.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Trench doctor

Trench doctor

Trench doctor- Nick name for a person

by anonymous December 10, 2021

Doctor Hopper

A person who sees a lot of doctors, usually referring to someone with a chronic illness. The word is mostly used in the online chronic illness community.

Person 1: “My GI doctor sent me to neurology then my neurologist sent me to GI.”
Person 2: “okay doctor hopper.”

by graveyardqueen April 9, 2022

Doctoring

Doctoring can be simply defined as having overwhelming odds in your favor but still offering congratulations to the victor before victory has even occurred in hopes of thwarting the tides of victory to said victim.

In Fastasy Football for Example, Diggstown Dalies sends a congrats text message to Beers and Tears, even though the game was in hand thus Doctoring in hopes of keeping the tides from having any chance of changing.

by anonymous December 3, 2020

An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.

Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.

by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020