Instagram Depression

a faux state of depression made to portray the false depressive as relatable or idyllic.

Person 1: Do you follow alcohoel on Instagram?
Person 2: Nah, she's got Instagram Depression.

by DrawingIsForNerdos July 2, 2018

niggling depression

Niggling depression
Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.

Mom- "Can you take your nigga out?"

You- "I can't, I have niggling depression."

by BlackNiggasBrotherhood August 3, 2017

great depression

An emotions where you are feeling very depressed

I am going through a great depression

by Albert Enstien/George Washingt September 23, 2018

positively depressing

positively depressing is when a song has a good message but the music and tone of the song sounds depressing or sad or when a depressing song has a happy tune and music

person 1: hey have you heard this song before?
person 2: yea its pretty positively depressing

by countryhumans_addict May 10, 2020

suicidal depression

suicidal depression is something that i have actually so its where you want suicide and have depression at the same time, like you really really want to suicide but u dont want to because you dont know if thats gonna be good or not

heres a example

Matt: Hey Bro!
Me: Yea
Matt: what u doing

me: listening to some xxxtentacion
matt: why?
me: i have suicidal depression
matt:oh

by Littoral April 10, 2019

Hemmotron1996 depression

when you miss the old fifteen year old Luke Hemmings and he's so much hot now but you still miss old Luke

I have crippling Hemmotron1996 depression

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha May 20, 2018

Depression Trifecta

A common phenomenon seen on the facebooks of people you knew in middle or high school, which is usually characterized by the following sequence of events: marriage, pregnancy, joining the military.

Have you seen X's facebook posts lately? First, she posted about her marriage to Y. Then, she announced her pregnancy. And finally, she wished her husband well at boot camp. It's the archetypal Depression Trifecta!

by Dustin69 October 3, 2020