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dean the mean

the name of an abusive white man who ditches their family.
Kid1: Dean slapped me the other day.
Kid1(shouting): FUCK YOU DEAN THE MEAN!!
by 92580546 June 27, 2016
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Dean

He is the prettiest, The hottest and the best person you could ever imagine. He is not like a brother, boyfriend or so, he is like your whole familly in one person. If you dont habe Dean in your life, i don't know what you are waiting, but get yourself a Dean. He will never let you down andhe will alway make you smile even in toughest day.
Hannah: OMG did you see that guy there, he have blonde hair and stunning blue eyes like shy and ocean mixed together.... and his smile... OMG so pretty!
Emily: OMG yes! Thats Dean and he is the hottest guy known we gotta get ourselfs a Dean aswell!
Hannah: Yes! Lets go!
by AboutDean September 14, 2021
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Dean

Dean is a pschyopath
by Thanos248 February 17, 2020
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DEAN

Dean is a man who is protective towards his family and loves to ride his Harley Davidson along with other things like hunting and fishing and bonding but he also has a short temper and can threaten to smash his kids xbox if they be too loud and also threaten to come find and choke people who bully his sons online
Dean: I get it I'll come find you

Dean: RIGHT TURN IT OFF AND SHUT UP
by BigBaldHairyAssMan February 6, 2025
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dean

Feeds the boyd holbrook community with their edits that always serves
*upon waking up*

“Let’s watch that killshot edit dean made to start my day.”
by alzonym February 12, 2023
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Dean Clark

when you go up to a child in the middle of the street and scant them and bend them over and shove a carrot up there rectum
by Dean Clark 91 December 8, 2024
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Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.

Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."

My friend: "Why thank you, sir."

Me: "You're not welcome."

My friend: "DEAAAANN!"

Me: "Creamy :)"
by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021
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