Doctor

A person that kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.
I'm sorry, is this some sort of American joke that I'm too European to understand? Doctor
by DarkMoon_17 January 16, 2020
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A person who kills ur ills with pills then kills u with pills
Yesterday I went to the doctor and now im broke.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills
In other words, you're dead no matter what u do. Cause the doctor is coming
by Doc is coming for u February 16, 2020
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a) the profession your parents wanted you to go into when they found out you went into $150,000 worth of debt to get into art school
b) the title that parents had of a dead child claim they “could have earned if they had the chance”
c) Bernie Sanders’ worst enemy
a) You had to break our hearts like this? You could have been a doctor!
b) He could have been a doctor if the drunk driver hadn’t hit him! Why, God?!?!
c) “You people are the problem plaguing this country! How dare you charge the middle class these prices!”
“That’s nice, Mr. Sanders. Now, please bend over and cough for me.”
by KingOfTheShortBus March 25, 2023
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A person who kills your ills with pills and then kills you with bills
OMG LOOK ITS A DOCTOR! RUN!
by Unikitty2.0 January 04, 2023
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A madman in a box with two hearts, beautiful companions, and one giant blue box thats smaller on the outside and bigger on the inside.
by WHOVIANNN October 29, 2019
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something that all asian parents want us to be
"Howard! YOU CANNOT BE A COMIC WRITER! YOU HAVE TO BE A DOCTOR!"
-Mom
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