blonde dave

a creature that lives in the wilds in santa barbera it spends most of its time in his room assturbating to the descovery channel

blonde dave is a douche bag

by anonoymous726389 October 16, 2004

dave edbie

a rather fast black man who is actually quite young. REALLY BLOODY STUBBORN AND ANNOYING. Hates it when people touch his hair and claims it hurts... what a pussy. doesnt like losing at chess and is really competitive when it comes to other people being faster than him. He also has two metal pins in his leg which he never lets anyone forget.

that guy is exactly like a dave edbie.... nice but so stubborn sometimes

by thompo March 19, 2013

Pastor Dave

Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.

Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.

by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018

Dumpster Dave

a person who: A, owns a shotgun and: B, frequently dumpster dives
(female: Dumpster Diane)

That guy, he is in a dumpster, He's probably a Dumpster Dave

by otg3 February 12, 2021

Dave O'Toole

An alter-ego of sorts. One who no longer cares about order, only chaos. If there is a drink present, Dave O'Toole will find it. If there is an ego present, Dave O'Toole will smash it.

Just heard there was a Dave O'Toole sighting at Peachtree Tavern. I'm staying in tonight boys.

by Kiirbstomp February 10, 2021

Dave and Bambi

A very praised friday night funkin mod but with dark sidez such as spamtracks and exaggeratedly horny rule 34 art

sub to decotheepicguy on youtube

Person 1: "Do yk dave and bambi"
Person 2: "yes its so horrible because of the spamtracks"
Person 1: "play 3.0 or golden apple"
Person 2: "ok"
Person 2: "ITS A MASTERPIECE..."

by Deco The Epic Guy March 9, 2023

Dave Peters

The most boring, stereotypical white guy name on the planet. Dave Peters is probably the type of guy that enjoys eating plain white bread and has a boring tie collection.

Robin: Why does that guy look so excited to buy three identical pairs of khakis?
Silas: Oh, he’s probably a Dave Peters.

by Sonic The Hedgehog Kin May 13, 2018