Bank Coffee

Shitty, complimentary coffee that is watery or burnt but customers drink it anyway because it is free. The coffee is usually accompanied by a stack of small styrofoam cups, various packets of sweateners, and a large dispenser of powdered creamer.

"Blech, that bank coffee tasted like warm water but I had to stand in line so I just drank it anyway."

by Dav1d VB June 9, 2018

Coffee Skank

Someone who will drink coffee anytime anywhere. Doesn’t matter the age or viscosity they will put that black nectar down no matter the cost to reputation or their body.

Kristen: You really going to drink yesterdays coffee from that pot?

Michael: Of course I am.

Kristen: Coffee Skank

by Mrbrkfst May 7, 2021

detroit coffee

A ghetto drink made by preparing coffee with coke-cola instead of water (served cold).

"Treyvon stayed up all night after he drank three Detroit coffees."

by Zim-Zamer April 30, 2014

canuck coffee

Coffee with crown royal maple

'That's a Canadian coffee Nick, a Canuck coffee has alcohol' said Emily

by Attila8tla November 17, 2014

Coffee Break

It´s supposed to be a fun little break of already hellish tests in Gran Turismo 4,but it´s as hard,or even harder than normal tests,also fuck IA-34

"Man,did you got gold on your Coffee Break in GT4"
"Nah fam,these cones love to get in my ass"
"Yeah man,I understand your pain"
And then they throw the PS2 Controller across the room

by GT4LoverIGuess June 21, 2021

Coffee dIVE

The best place in the world to get a cup of coffee...

Coffee Dive Non corparate coffee houses. Mom and Pop

by Joelydia November 22, 2006

[mormon] [coffee]

Basically a fancy chocolate milk that doesn't have any coffee in it. It's a wannabe coffee. Mormon's call Mormon coffee just so they don't look weird or its to embarrassing to say chocolate milk.

Guy1: Hey whatcha drinking?

Guy2: A Mormon coffee.

Guy1: A what???

Guy2: A chocolate milk....

Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.

by Maverick51 January 13, 2009