Clam Clapper

When a woman farts and it has no where else to go but up through the pussy lips.

OMG Becky, I just farted and it was a clam clapper.

by Brittaco389 July 13, 2017

clam-corder

specialised miniature video camera for capturing the most intimate parts of the female anatomy.

You should have seen this girl I pulled at the weekend, i've got some great shots to show you on my clam-corder.

by DC904580 October 24, 2003

Curdled clam

When you spread her clam and find what appears to be 50 year old curdled cheese chunks

I was about to go down on that girl untill i noticed she had a curdled clam

by Capta1nS0l0 December 2, 2016

Claimed Clam

Going to a new school or college and inserting your manhood, without any thought about reputation, into any girl you can find and slamming her until you couldn't walk right. Then coming home and telling the stories of "claiming clam at school"

Bro, I claimed clam at school this semester

by How r ya? September 26, 2010

Clam Jammed

The Female Version of "Cock Block."

"You know Stacey, yea that bitch Clam Jammed me"
"Well, I dont blame her. That dude is a fucking ass."

by Skuurl August 9, 2017

Clam yourself

To shut your trap

Friend 1: "I'm so pissed right now."
Friend 2: "Bitch go clam yourself"

by Perryhd November 17, 2015

Clammed down

The feminine version of Dicked Down. When a girls pussy rides you hard all night and drains you if all your man juice.

Him: I totally dicked you down.

Her: Naw, i clammed down that dick!

by Maudibert- March 13, 2020