by TheHinduHomie February 28, 2013
Get the The bells are ringing in the churchmug. And God spoke
Let all your work cease, let the field crops rot and be eaten by the beast of the forests. Kill the beasts of the forests and do not eat them, let them rot, for I have spoken and the children of the world shall starve.
For there is no longer a need to for exaltation in hunger, for the purpose of my children has been fulfilled. The earth has been emptied of all resources and all that is left is to transend reality into the spirit world. So that we can overcome our hunger related limitations. The time of the great nothingness has come. We will now be able to enjoy the vast pleasures of the universe.
Fear not death from starvation. For enduring starvation and sub coming to death you will begin a journey unlike any other that you have experienced. Your god waits for you with open eyes, to guide you into the afterlife, where life energy abounds and my children will no longer suffer. I have created this plane for all of my children, as a temporal destination location, until a new planet is ready for the souls of my children to find organic hosts to control.
By Duke Williamson Tennant founder of the
Church of Late Duederotofme
Let all your work cease, let the field crops rot and be eaten by the beast of the forests. Kill the beasts of the forests and do not eat them, let them rot, for I have spoken and the children of the world shall starve.
For there is no longer a need to for exaltation in hunger, for the purpose of my children has been fulfilled. The earth has been emptied of all resources and all that is left is to transend reality into the spirit world. So that we can overcome our hunger related limitations. The time of the great nothingness has come. We will now be able to enjoy the vast pleasures of the universe.
Fear not death from starvation. For enduring starvation and sub coming to death you will begin a journey unlike any other that you have experienced. Your god waits for you with open eyes, to guide you into the afterlife, where life energy abounds and my children will no longer suffer. I have created this plane for all of my children, as a temporal destination location, until a new planet is ready for the souls of my children to find organic hosts to control.
By Duke Williamson Tennant founder of the
Church of Late Duederotofme
by Lord Duke Williamson Tennant August 20, 2008
Get the Church of Late Duederotofmemug. A girl who thinks she knows Jesus so well but only watches church online while falling asleep thinking abt Luka Garza.
by MrNutella13 March 21, 2021
Get the virtual church girlmug. McCloud: BUS STATION CHURCH!!!!!!!!...santa clause isn't real!
Sam: its a bus family worship center!!
Sam: its a bus family worship center!!
by umm...i know this one... October 26, 2006
Get the bus station churchmug. by Rapidfireiv November 21, 2016
Get the take her to churchmug. A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.
Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.
Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.
Karen: Meaning?
Dee: He has a super small dick.
Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.
Karen: Meaning?
Dee: He has a super small dick.
by Skorpious July 10, 2020
Get the Church mousemug. Every single Serbian church has this name. It may be confusing to people who are not familiar with the geographical layout of whichever city a particular St. Sava's Orthodox Church may be in whenever you invite them to St. Sava's and they try to find the place but get lost going to at least 5 other St. Sava's Orthodox Church churches
Dobrović: Hey man you wanna hit up St. Sava's Orthodox Church?
Milanković: Which one?
Dobrović: The second St. Sava's Orthodox Church on Karađorđe street, right by the Šajkača factory
Milanković: Which one?
Dobrović: The second St. Sava's Orthodox Church on Karađorđe street, right by the Šajkača factory
by Oogalee Boogalee September 5, 2021
Get the St. Sava's Orthodox Churchmug.