Safe not dangerous town full of Mexicans boring really boring nothing to do also known as west cheesy n idk what else yall good luck if you come🙏🏽🙏🏽
by Alicruz May 26, 2024
Get the West chicagomug. Bro, I had like six liters of beer before we got to it. I had to go so bad, I accidentally became the Chicago Freestyle Bandit. I wonder if she'll want to see me again.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
Get the Chicago Freestyle Banditmug. I was walking by the Willis tower when I bent down to pick up something shiny. "Wow," I thought, "a lucky penny. My luck is surely changing!" I couldn't have been more wrong. As I drew the penny near my face for a closer look, I could tell that I was being punked. The smell of copper laced with rotting feces left no doubt. I'd just found a Chicago Surprise.
by DOTCOM May 9, 2017
Get the Chicago Surprisemug. "Johnny boy went and got himself a Chicago Handshake down at Robert's. I'm surprised they have em for only 10 dollars"
by Chris Da anonymous May 20, 2024
Get the Chicago Handshakemug. The goody two shoes Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Get the Chicago bearsmug. A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.
Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
by Synth 2 September 8, 2019
Get the Chicago Nap Timemug. by James Westen April 19, 2019
Get the Chicago Chili Dogmug.