Offaly CupCAKE

The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.

Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III

"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"

by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025

sunflower cupcake

A delicious miniature cake with sunflower shaped and colored icing.

Wow! That sunflower cupcake was artfully decorated and very tasty too! Buddy taught Jake well in Hoboken!

by themergs October 1, 2017

Cupcake

A young person used in the context of an adult trying to take advantage of them.

"Did you hear Arnav got exposed?"
"Yeah apparently he was looking for a cupcake."

by kiramman February 21, 2022

louisiana cupcake

When one party lies flat on their stomach and a Styrofoam cup is placed between their thighs by a second party, and the first party proceeds to defecate directly into the cup, the resulting product is called a Louisiana cupcake, due to the resemblance to chocolate frosting.

I was helping my girlfriend shave her ass last night, and she shat into the cup I had shaving cream in! Bitch gave me a Louisiana cupcake!

by BDSMeme July 7, 2016

Bitchmade Cupcake

A tasty desert lathered in Goon-Goo

Goon showed up to the Chat-Avenue meet up with homemade Bitchmade Cupcakes .

by Hairyassburgers October 11, 2023

Topless cupcakes

A reference to the attire of Kate Perry and her back-up dancers in the video "California girls".... it is usually said by girls to compliment another girl on how delicious any baked goods they made in the oven look.

Can also refer to a picture of a girl holding up a baked good in a stylish pose.

1) Picture of a girl holding a pink cupcake in a stylish pose

Girl 1: (comment) Wow, you did a good job baking! Topless cupcakes!

Girl 2: Agreed, Topless cupcakes

by jwlnler88 August 2, 2010

booty cupcakes

The act of a male giving a female cupcakes in return for possible "booty".

"I made this sexy dime piece the best booty cupcakes you ever seen."

by Naoto February 9, 2015