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Calamity Coitus

The act of the 3 girls from Amphibia (Anne, Sasha, and Marcy) having three way girl sex
After the three girls reunited at the third temple, they spent the night doing some calamity coitus
by Funnyclock301956 May 26, 2021
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Robotic Coit

Anytime a robotic intelligence becomes aroused.
Android 69 fused into a robotic coit.
by Purplehanzz September 26, 2021
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Crunchyroll & Coitus

The rare occurrence of a weeb inviting another person--most often another insecure weeb--over to watch anime and have sex. Typical post-sex pillowtalk may include favorite OP and ED songs, or favorite power from MHA. Bottles of Ramune may be ingested to "reprenish riquido."

Protip: anyone attempting this must first invest in the character specs for Surveillance and Rapport Building. If your ugly, underconfident weeb ass starts off a conversation with a hot waifu with mumbling followed by a nervous request to watch Boruto and bang, the police will probably be called. And not sexy police, or boys love/girls love police, but real police who have no fucking clue what anime is. Knowing your target audience and having them feel comfortable with you are prerequisites. Also, because what you're offering starts with anime, chances are your target is also a self-deprecating, introverted, nerdy weeb loser who may be reluctant to open up. Therefore, you must also put some EXP into Charisma and Wordsmithing. Awkward introverts who like anime also typically like when other people use words more gooder than they do. Trust me on this, I am almost 30 and have had sex with no less than THREE Asian women outside of prostitution.

This definition differs slightly from "Crunchyroll & Consolation," wherein said weeb has not yet learned the Date skill, and thus uses their own tears as lubricant as they fast-forward anime episodes to the uncensored sex scenes they found listed on reddit.
"Hai, Alice-chan. Do you want to come over for some Crunchyroll & Coitus tonight, dattebayo?"

"Alice-chan came over last night. We made some Nongshim ramen topped with tamago and then proceeded to Crunchyroll & Coitus. Her oppai are so sugoi!"

Template for further success with waifus and husbandos:
"name of popular anime this season and sexual innuendo that either has the same first letter or rhymes with said anime"

Examples:
RE:Zero and Rimjobs
Fire Force and Fuck
Persona 5 and Piledrive
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime and Time to Have A Rectal Prolapse as I Climax
by lightrebellion August 15, 2021
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film.comic

a peak dc and film editor on tiktok
Hey bro, what were you doing yesterday?
Bro- Watching film.comic.
by filmcomic August 30, 2021
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Mid-coit

Short for middle of coitous. Defining an act that happens mid sexual encounter (verb)
I am surprisingly good at taking work conference calls mid-coit

Sometimes you need a mid-coit snack
by TinderWordsOfWisdom September 2, 2021
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shell comets

A type of comet that looks more like a symbol rather than a comet.

A truly beautiful sight where you see the clearest glimmer of beauty in the stars (best seen at night). Fills a person with many emotions, especially gratitude and appreciation, everyone loves them! They are truly something you don't want to pass off or turn head away from, and even if they are underappreciated or ignored, they are really one of the most glorious things in the world. Seeing one in the moonlight is something anyone should be proud of. (Based on a poem).
I love the shell comets out tonight! That one looks like a capybara!
by Kawaii Chris November 22, 2021
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Brown Comet

The skid mark left on the toilet lid when a person has to shit really bad and they realize the toilet lit is down, after sitting down. Causing them to slide off the lid to lift it.
“I didn’t realize the lid was down and accidentally made a brown comet”
by Lulu Bean January 29, 2022
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