The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”
by Yap Attack April 30, 2024
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The Jam Classic

When you chat sooo much shit to a random guy on Instagram and proceed to lose and so play it off like it was your cousin playing and proceed to 1v1 again but do worse than your cousin.
Wow, did you see that poor guy perform The Jam Classic
by One Pump Whillip August 06, 2020
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classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater
"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"
by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023
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man night classic

An intensely manly film that would be served well with an indefinably large quantity of bbq sauce covered meat at a manly gathering.
Dude, The Expendables is going to be an instant man night classic.
by baconarray April 08, 2010
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Classical argument

A more refined form of argumentation from simpler times. Unlike modern argument, where one party seeks to assert emotional dominance over the other through the employment of manipulative tactics, classical argument involves the pure exchange of information and growth of one's own understanding of the world. The outcome of a classical argument is the mutual growth of logical fluency, where both parties are able to recognize flaws in their own reasoning and leave with an improved philosophical maturity.
"We had a classical argument about the nature of free will in my philosophy class yesterday. It was super informative and really fun!"
by Inlovewithabsol January 23, 2023
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Classic Brandi

A ‘Classic Brandi’ is the act of presenting info as fact, only to very quickly realize those facts are false.
Shawn’s belief that the Game of Thones finale was this weekend was a ‘Classic Brandi.’
by BellaBee210 May 14, 2019
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ape classic

Did you hear those two apes made the Ape Classic?
by TommyB January 08, 2024
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