Clean

To be off drugs; improve or reinvent yourself.

Neil has been clean and sober for a year now.

Annabelle has decided to get clean.

Lucy's new years resolution is to get clean.

by black-widow1640 December 31, 2011

the clean up

a "Clean Up" is a most clever deception, one that requires thought on the part of the cleaner and great ignorance on the part of the cleaned. The primary goal of the Clean Up is to catch one completely off-guard and unaware so that cleaning can take place...

"the Clean Up" takes place when you fuck up someones shit without them knowing it was you and ultimately you benefit from the cleaning in the end.

by hatcher215 March 24, 2008

Rage Cleaning

The act of performing domestic chores whilst in a furious rage.

"My god, I am so f*cking pissed off with him!!!!" - she says as she aggressively scrubs the mirror while Rage Cleaning.

by Csaur August 29, 2016

Mexican Pipe Cleaner

When the inside of your ass is cleaned with a Toothbrush.

I gave my sister a Mexican Pipe Cleaner today.

by PinkRipper June 4, 2011

cleaning the fish tank

v. : to engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activities in the bathroom.

Andrew: Dude, what was that girl and guy doing in the bathroom?
Leo: They were just cleaning the fish tank.
Henry: "Cleaning the fish tank"

by scoobydrew February 26, 2008

glass cleaner

multi-surface cleaner
used on sufaces such as:
desks
computer screens
wndows
vaginas

I just had a dirty night, wheres my glass cleaner?

by santaporn December 10, 2004

master cleanse

A silly diet endorsed by Hollywood celebs and people who don't know any better. The dieter consumes a concoction of lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne for x number of days. Not usually recommended by any doctor in his right mind, but if you must, 10 days ought to be the limit.

Beyonce and Robin Quivers have shed pounds this way. Jared Leto also used this diet after he gained weight for a film role.

Symptoms include constant hunger, dizziness, fainting, grumpiness, and atrophied baby muscles. Here is the recipe:

- 2 Tbsp Lemon (approx ½ of a Lemon)
- 2 Tbsp Genuine Organic Maple Syrup (not Maple flavored sugar syrup you'd put on pancakes)
- 1/10 Tsp Cayenne pepper (red pepper)
- Ten oz. glass of hot water (cold can be used if preferred)

Beyonce tried the master cleanse so she could lose weight for Dreamgirls, but the entire time, she wanted some chicken fried steak. After ending said cleanse, she put the weight back on immediately.

Robin Quivers did the master cleanse and went from 218 to 145, but now eats vegan to maintain her weight.

Jared Leto got fat for a role in the film because he is sick of still being known as Jordan Catalano and wanted to be taken seriously. The film bombed. He then embarked on his journey and lost over 60 pounds.

by Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade May 9, 2011