A term used to describe a young man who is balding or trying to hide his bald spot—often by wearing a hat. The name “Chicago Hair” comes from the windy reputation of Chicago, where a strong gust could easily blow off a hat and reveal a hidden bald patch.
Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”
Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
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by tankert December 13, 2022
Chicago toast is fast becoming one of the most famous breakfast foods in America— with its meteoric rise in popularity being credited with Barack Obama famously ordering a whole loaf on his first day in office as POTUS.
Chicago toast is similar to classic butter toast in every way, except in that it’s only ever served in odd numbers (one slice, three slices, five slices etc). The origins of Chicago French toast is currently unknown.
Chicago toast is similar to classic butter toast in every way, except in that it’s only ever served in odd numbers (one slice, three slices, five slices etc). The origins of Chicago French toast is currently unknown.
by Walters Brew October 29, 2022
Chicago French toast; first made famous by President Barack Obama at his inaugural speech— when he credited the colloquial favourite as his main staple that saw him through college.
Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.
Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.
by Walters Brew October 29, 2022
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