Canadian Backscratcher

The act of one person taking at least a 13in dildo to the ass, while the pitcher scratches their back until bleeding. The word "sowry" is constantly said during this act.

Uncle Barnebee will take care of you, ask him for the Canadian Backscratcher. You'll walk with a limp for a week.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

Canadian Riot

Pushing over a trash can and running away

School sucks, we should start a Canadian riot.

by Ace55172379632432 October 4, 2022

Canadian smile

Similar to the “white boy smile” but with more of raised eyebrows. Canadian smile is used when walking by someone and not knowing what to do so you make the awkward Canadian smile at them, usually paired with a slight nod.

“I was on a walk the other day and this guy on the other side of the street caught eye contact with me and we both Canadian smiled it was pretty awkward”

by Ejhejehdhwjd March 18, 2022

Canadian boy

The most perfect, beautiful and most adorable boys on the planet.

“Wow look at that guy he’s breathtaking”
“Yeah bro he’s a Canadian boy”

by Milk123711 September 5, 2022

Canadian Donation

Removing the testicles of another person and giving/feeding them to a goose

"I gave Dave a canadian donation because he slept with my wife!"

by Zump_chan June 13, 2023

Canadian taxi

When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day

Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!

by Pineapple6685 August 26, 2022

Canadian speedball

Smoking weed while drinking coffee. Typically done in the morning, either at home or driving to work while stopping at Tim Hortons. Similar to an actual speedball, but instead of cocaine, its coffee and instead of heroin, its weed.

A Canadian speedball is when you smoke weed while drinking coffee.

by LOLSushii February 7, 2021