G-Board

The keyboards that were used in 90's gangster rap in song's such as "Gin and Juice" and "Ain't Nothin But a G Thang"

Person 1: "Yo dawg, I was just listening to that UGK drop, and their G-boards were bangin!"

Person 2: "Word, son"

by That Cheekzilla November 13, 2010

Boardman

The epitome of a metrosexual. This is a guy who thinks he can score with every girl, however unknowingly turns into a litle bitch in the process... indulging in such practices as reading GQ and other desperate measures

I really wanted to get with this girl so I tried boardmanning it but then my friends talked some sense into me

by sinoda July 23, 2008

Ouija board

a VERY bad thing to play with. Basiclly, its a game that allows its players to contact the dead on the otherside. With a board with numbers and letters on it,you use a mover called a "planchette" that helps the spirit spell out the words that its trying to talk to you with.

be a good christian and stay away from this load of satanic crap, the only thing that will come out of it is: a house full of bad spirits, people getting hurt,or (from what i heard) loosing your SANITY!!! Also,the only people that use this are stupid people who dont know what they are doing,and satan worshipers.

A ouija board is the most stupidest game ever invented on this earth. But the most stupidest thing about it, is all of the money people wasted on this thing!!!!!

by ballala2003 June 11, 2006

OPM Board

irishmalt doesn't like my definition of OPM board :(

So I will not make another one. Oh and JC1 sucks tech cawk.

by JC1's mom September 23, 2003

School Board Special

Used to describe a firearm that is incredibly inept at performing its primary duty. Named after the Florida School Board shooting, in which a gunman shot repeatedly at said members without striking one. However, it did work at very close range, e.g., the shooter's head.

Similar to a Saturday Night Special, but not nearly as effective.

Dude, some idiot got shot by the cops while robbing a liquor store with a School Board Special!

I've really been wanting to buy a nice handgun, but I don't have the funds. There's a school board special on sale at the gun store, so I guess I'll have to settle for that.

Some crazy kid tried to pass off his airsoft as a school board special to his friends at school.

by cthebold December 27, 2010

The come up board

The biggest piece of shit forum to ever surface on the internet.

Full of horny 14 year olds and 35 year old assholes.

Never go on this shit, ever.

Guy 1: Hey, you ever been on the come up board?

Guy 2: Dude, fuck that place, it's a piece of shit.

by Fuckthecomeup July 21, 2010

Boarding Up The Closet With Rainbow Corpses

Someone "boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses" is blatantly homosexual man or woman who tries to hide their gayness through extreme and sometimes violent homophobia rather than coming out of the closet and accepting their sexuality. Derived from the phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to admitting to the world that you're gay, and to the fact that the rainbow is usually a symbol associated with gayness.

me:"I can't believe Chris! How can he call me a faggot and then threaten to rape me? Isn't that like, the most homosexual threat you can make?"
Seamus:"Dude, chill, he's just boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses. He's more of a fag then you'll ever be."

(editors note:this is based on a real conversation that occured a few times)

by Vhurka March 22, 2010