Classical Biscuit

1) A ridiculously good goal.

2) Anything in off the bar.

3) That volley by Tony Yeboah.
"He's a fat bastard but that was a classical biscuit"
by Toby Conglomorate June 14, 2008
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Milk the biscuit

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.
by tnggeer June 27, 2018
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Biscuit Ripper

bis·cuit rip·per
Noun
One who has remaining only one tooth that is not a molar. Usually one of the top front teeth. Said person uses tooth to rip a biscuit open. Generally found in areas on lower income and dirty people.
Went upta Eustis to get drunk and at karaoke this biscuit ripper came up to me and wanted to give me a hummah.
by Dildoguardian February 13, 2018
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Clay biscuit

A hefty log that clogs the shitter resulting in someone desperately looking for a plunger
Someone dropped a clay biscuit in the toilet at the movie theater
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Better Biscuit

Instead of a soggy biscuit wherein a group of people stand in a circle and cum onto a biscuit, then the last person to cum eats the biscuit, a better biscuit is when you cum into a girls mouth and then shove a biscuit into it.
Damn girl, let’s get some KFC so I can give you a better biscuit.
by Buttayabiscuit April 13, 2020
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Deez Biscuits

Popeyes will bless yo soul do you here me.... DEEZ BISCUITS AHHHHHHHHH

R.I.P Vine
Them: Are you hungry?
You: Sure
Them:For what?
You: Deez Biscuits
by PRISON__Mike April 07, 2021
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rump biscuit

When you try to go to the bathroom, and one hard, stinky, ball exits your rectum.
I sat on the toilet for an hour and all I made was one rump biscuit.
by Dick Motion July 11, 2008
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