Belting off

Belting off is the equivalent of when a man is jerking off, as in "Taking off their belt" in a way.

"I was belting off earlier" -John

"What the fuck." -Stranger on the street

by AngryOrganism July 25, 2024

fan belt

Circumcised penis

Jack and Dave are drinking at the pub. Jack asks Dave if has a fan belt or skivvy?

by Josho May 21, 2022

Asteroid Gucci belt

The first thing an alien buys after he drops his mixtape. Buckle is typically studded with space rocks.

“Zorg just released ‘Martian Sadboi’ and got straight into his rocket to go buy and Asteroid Gucci belt.”

by daltonjfk September 27, 2019

Clean Belt

A person in the army who has never seen combat; tactician; people sending people below them to die for them

"Hey man, want to go to the movies?"
"Sorry, the clean belt said we're moving out to fight some jihadis"

by Goldjaw September 26, 2018

Belt me up

When a person is about to fight and they want someone to hold them back. It’s basically saying hold me back like a belt holds up pants, or a seat belt holds up back.

Yo girl you need to belt me up now!

by Joniyra Clark October 18, 2019

3500$ chastity belt

Launch day slang given to Apple Vision Pro. Resulting in a flurry of international coverage from New York Post, Gizmodo.com, TheMarySue, Kotaku, The Daily Best. Even MIT made it their February 6th, 2024 quote of the day.

Various YouTube, TikTok, Podcast, Rumble, radio broadcast too.

You spent all that money on a "3500$ chastity belt".

by Facebook Fact Checker February 10, 2024

sans-a-belt

(adjective)Thirsty for firewater, badly in need of a drink.

After he got fired, Brown was sans-a-belt to the max, stopped at the nearest bar, and got plastered.

by Moby Doug January 24, 2009