Ah, the belt.
Now, this bitch is used by your black mom. If you talk back or touch the food before dinner is ready or anything of that sort, you get the belt. Thick belt or a soft thin one. Sometimes you get lucky and she lets you choose. You better choose the rip off thin soft one. Only an idiot would choose the thick leather one. That's how you know you boutta die.
Some Hispanics or arabics or Asians get the belt to. But, Hispanics and arabics get the sandal. Asians get the wooden spoon.
Lmao
Sometimes, mama gon ask your SIBLINGS to get the belt.
Fortunately for you, if your the sibling, u get to listen to ur other siblings being beaten. It sounds painful.
Now, this bitch is used by your black mom. If you talk back or touch the food before dinner is ready or anything of that sort, you get the belt. Thick belt or a soft thin one. Sometimes you get lucky and she lets you choose. You better choose the rip off thin soft one. Only an idiot would choose the thick leather one. That's how you know you boutta die.
Some Hispanics or arabics or Asians get the belt to. But, Hispanics and arabics get the sandal. Asians get the wooden spoon.
Lmao
Sometimes, mama gon ask your SIBLINGS to get the belt.
Fortunately for you, if your the sibling, u get to listen to ur other siblings being beaten. It sounds painful.
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