beef muffler 

when a girls pussy is so streched and long it can fit over a mans head to be warn like a helmet, It will also smell like a dirty doop.

Hey mum come over here and beef muffler me

beef muffler by Ben Dover1 September 6, 2006

BEEF BLINDS 

When the lips of a ladies vagina are so droopy and large you can pull them over your eyes so you dont have to see what you are eating.

Man I'm so glad that girl had beef blinds, I could only imagine what that looked like by the way it tasted.

BEEF BLINDS by DJTRIPP May 18, 2009

beef crickets 

An abnormally large clitorus that when rubbed emits a high pitched noise. Also has a tendecy to chirp; and spit.

Ryan 'Thin Stash' Coltrain: Hold on Terry 'Superman' Bryant; is the farmer's daughter is out flick'n the beef crickets yet again.

Terry 'Superman' Bryant: I don't have time for Beef Crickiets, I'm busy jerk'n it to WoW and high elves.

beef crickets by Hymen von Feltch January 7, 2010

beef curtain

The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

beef curtain by tnt May 1, 2003

beef curtains 

a term used to describe the vaginal region of a female: see meat wallet

That chick's beef curtains are opening for the main performance

beef curtains by Josh Charlton January 31, 2007

beef drapes 

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam

I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes

beef drapes by chris May 13, 2005

beef neck 

when you playfully *slap* the back of someone's neck, usually after they make a dumb or obvious statement. saying "BEEF NECK!" is optional while administering the *slap*.

After Bobbi asked me where her keys were, I pointed out they were right in front of her on her desk, and then gave her a BEEF NECK!

beef neck by xpiratebillx November 22, 2010