beef doughnut

A woman's vagina. If you're from Canada you would spell it beef donut... you can try dunking a beef doughnut, but the owner of the beef doughnut may get mad.

Billy walks in on his naked mother in the shower...
Billy points at his others mid section..

Billy - "Mom what's that?"
Mom - "Uhmm, that's where your father hit me with an ax."
Billy = "Nice shot, got you right in the beef doughnut".

by Vicar204 April 17, 2008

Beef Pole

A huge dick (greater than 12")

It takes a loose chick to accept a beef pole!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

ground beef

A bovine (cow, bull, or calf) with no legs

"What do you call a cow with no legs."

"Ground beef."

by AnnoyoedWithMommaJokes October 25, 2004

Browning the beef

Browning the beef is slang for anal sex.

Dude did you hear about David? Apparently he's into Browning the beef

by Molly Nielsen November 4, 2014

beef strings

The look created on a big girls back when she wears a dress with really tight straps over the shoulders. In turn these straps create creases as they set themselves into the back fat.

"wow that girl is way to big for that dress"

"yeah look at the straps she has a good set of beef strings going."

by astronautpen May 17, 2007

whistle beef

To puke, vomit, throw up. Usually done when one sees something really disgusting or drinks too much.

The doctor had to extract a squirming bot fly larvae from under Hector's skin. In the middle of the procedure the doc turned away and had to whistle beef.

Jack drank a couple of six packs of swill beer Rainier Light and then went outside to whistle beef.

by Kajoe January 28, 2009

dick beef

when two men (usually friends) have conflict with each other over liking the same girl

A: whatsup with steve and chris? i thought they were friends but they havnt talked at all tonight

B: yeah, theyre having some dick beef over that girl tasha, they both liked her but she chose chris so steve is mad.

A: he'll get over it

by misterstanwood August 24, 2011