beatologist

Someone who is excellent at making creative beats that sound good.

Did you hear that new beat from Dr. Dre? He's the best beatologist I know!

by melodygin July 14, 2014

batoning

A basic skill set of primitive bushcraft, batoning is the act of splitting a larger piece of wood with an edged weapon (usually a fixed blade knife such as a bowie) by hammering the knife through with another piece of wood in the manner of a hammer or mallet.

As the sun was setting, the temperature was plummeting. The group had to start a fire quickly. Jane, the group's leader, had already begun to chop down large branches with an axe. She began batoning the large logs into smaller, manageable branches and twigs with her bowie hunting knife.

by EC_1974 September 22, 2014

benton and bunkall

A way of describing two or more girls, usually hot ones, who find each other incredibly funny but are as amusing for other people as a hammer in the face. The type of girls who make jokes to each other and laugh hysterically making every one else feel uncomfortable! Favourite topics include periods, penises, foreign languages and funny guys they have seen in the past!

Guy 1: Hey who's coming tonight.

Guy 2: those chicks from the bar...

Guy 1: What, the Benton and Bunkall chicks?

Guy2: Ye...

Guy 1: Fuck that, those chicks are about as funny as getting your nuts crushed in a vice!!

Guy 2: Fit though...

Guy 1: Fair

by CJ1991 January 16, 2015

beating the rubber

Masturbating with a condom on

Last night I was browsing online and then I ended up on PornHub, so I started beating the rubber. No mess at all!

by BlackDunker April 1, 2015

Beaten with an alligator

When a guy gets his penis stuck in a plastic you alligator and beats a chick in the face. To properly be beaten with an alligator you must he wearing alligator boots.

He is into some freaky shit. Ever since I have met him all he talks about is me being beaten with an alligator.

by Shshssbbs June 8, 2015

Beaston

A person or persons with long red hair and very short temper.

I went out on a date with a Beaston now I can't leave my house.SOS

by Marty beaston sr May 14, 2016

Beacon Journal

(lee-kun yer-nal) n. A news paper thought to be so unreliable that school children are prohibited from using it as a source in their current events homework.

"Do you have any toilet paper?"
"No, but I just picked up today's copy of the Beacon Journal."

by wordsmithhomie October 7, 2016