Niagara Balls

The point at which your testicals are so sweaty they could function as a water feature.

Wow Bills so sweaty he must have Niagara Balls.

by JaD August 3, 2018

Murray Ball

Other golfers lost-then-found golf balls along a golf course. Needed on those "off days" when you're driving every ball into a river, a pond or the enchanted forest of a golf course.

Though I couldn't find my Titleist Pro V1 after I chucked it into the woods, I found three Murray balls and pocketed them.

by SBPappa September 7, 2018

Beef Ball

When a man shoves his balls in a cows ass and sticks them in your mouth.

"Hey Frank, I hear you and Kyle's mom are getting pretty serious."

"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."

by Timmy Pants November 5, 2019

fecal balls

When a man's scrotum comes into contact with his own feces during the evacuation of his stool. Typically this man ignores the fecal matter and allows it to fester on his ball sack. Fecal balls are commonly discovered during sexual activity.

Maureen wasn't surprised to find Jim had fecal balls. He never had the best hygiene. Luckily Maureen has no limits and cleaned him.

by Jasper73 August 8, 2019

ball or peen

A parlour game centring upon a man who has located an ambiguous part of his genitals in his grip, and then prompts the many spectators encircling him to decide whether the flesh in question hails from his scrotum or his penis. Bets are arranged and money thrown onto the ground before finally the genitals are revealed to be either 'ball' or 'peen'. The game resets and during the anxious wait for a new presentation of genitals, the chant "BALL OR PEEN" is sounded by the spectators.

"BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN!"

The genitals are revealed.

"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."

by prairiedreamcatcher101 October 26, 2017

Freeze Balls

You can use it in the sense of someone or something being bad at something or look bad. Basically something that is not good or shit.

Nah that nigga Steven is freeze balls. Yo Nick your Air Force ones are freeze balls clean dem shits my boy.

by Anusassasin3228 June 19, 2020

Alex's ball

long term damage

originating from the movie "Ghosting" when Alex ran over Nick's leg so Nick punched him in the balls. Nick ended up being fine, but Alex's ball was permanently damaged.

That guy punched you pretty hard. Are you sure your ok?

Yea I'm fine. This isn't like Alex's ball.

by adhd93 October 23, 2011