Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.

I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin

by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022

bald head strength

The extra strength a nigga gets when he’s Bald Asf

-Ayo that man got bald head strength you see how he head butted him

-Look at that bald ass head I just know he got that bald head strength

by Goatstatus February 14, 2022

Chasing a bald man

Beating your meat, masturbating

- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!

by Captain Baldman February 15, 2022

3d egg bald vomit

egg bald vomit in the third dimension

3d egg bald vomit is so vomit eeeeeee

by anonymous February 28, 2022

3d egg bald vomit

egg bald vomit in the third dimension

3d egg bald vomit is gyoulifp

by ACK shmo February 28, 2022

Bald as Shit

When someone does some old person shit when they're young.

Yo, Michael is lowkey Bald as Shit for doing that.

by omnmin007 February 3, 2026