Bald

David's Head.

When your head is shinin' from the sun.

Being bald is crazy. That head is shining. Bald behavior. Being Bald immediately gives you negative rizz.

by David'sBald August 22, 2023

Bald

When a nigga got no hair and nothing better to do then to run around trying to bag kids and locking bathrooms ; bald people hate vaping

“Fuck that bald ass nigga”
“He soo fucking bald”

by IHateBaldPeople December 12, 2019

Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip

The act of shaving someone, typically a young man, and attaching plain alligator clips to their freshly shaved head. The clips should not be connected to any power source. Also known as "raw clipping".

Spencer: "Did you hear that Jeremy got Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip ped?"
Patrick: "I can't believe they raw clipped him."

by ClassyLioness February 13, 2025

hamburgers per bald eagle

a common meme on how the americans dont use the metric system

"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"

by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025

Bald

Bald means you don’t touch grass and don’t shower for 10 days and sweat in a baking chair

Ian your bald for not showering this week. Go outside and touch grass,

by Sodie man December 28, 2021