At the point where a steam roller crushes a persons legs to the hip. The steam that is applied to the rolling apperatis that comes into contact with the pavement and prevents pavement bonding to the apperatis sears the humans bipodals which tends to create a distinct smell which is usually refered to as smelling likebacon. This term is refered to as Bacon Legs.
Looker-onner # 1 -
"That taxi driver's flattened legs sure had the arroma of some fine bacon legs."
Looker-onner # 2 -
"It was so arrousing, yet I lust for a BLT samich."
When you take rawbacon, wrap it around your willy, and then go to town like it's going outta style.
Guy 1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy 2: I was such a bacon bopper dude!
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Guy 2: Ya know, when you take rawbacon, wrap it around your willy, and then go to town like it's going outta style.
Guy 1: Oh that... I LOVE THOSE!!!