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Robbing Bastards

A way to describe Falkirk Council and Scottish Power
Falkirk Council: "geez £270 so a can fill a pothole with coco popps"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"

Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"
by Okkaomemoibweiososas March 8, 2022
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Horny Bastard

When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.
People talking in the inside of a room

Person: Eavesdropping

People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man

Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*

*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-

Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023
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snaggletooth bastard

A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.

May also go by: Chip, Chippy
Have you seen Eddie? That Snaggletooth bastard owes me money.
by Monkey Brainz October 30, 2017
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Hun Bastard

A German. Or an enemy NPC who pisses you off in a video game's single player campaign (usually WWII focused-started with Call of Duty games.)
(Playing Call of Duty: Big Red One) Damn! That Hun Bastard just pissed me off! Why is he so hard to defeat randomly!
Or (Playing AC 3) Damn that hun bastard (British) officer with his sword, he pushed me off my horse!
by johnstockton89 June 10, 2020
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It's that Sean bastard

Phrase used in Scotland, typically around the southern Edinburgh area and Midloathians.
It is a gesture of appreciation and recognition from everyone who uses it, showing their love for Sean, and of course sausages.
Tom: Look, It's that Sean Bastard! What he done now? (Heavy Craiglang accent)
Sean: Yeah I'm havin a pint, walking ma dug
Tom: It's been nice seeing you, Gracias
Sean: Prego
Tom: That's italian Sean.
Sean: Yeah yeah I knew, I speak Italian
Mark: Yeah yeah lived there twenty years actually.
by GoetheNorris April 28, 2020
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Tired Bastard

A person who lays around all the time and puts no effort into anything, doesn't like to work and relies on there parents to live. These people are usually are around the age of 30 and above and cruise through life.
Stop laying around Geoff and get a job ya " Tired Bastard".
(Tired C#*t)
by Peter Hines November 8, 2012
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UnLUCKY Bastard!

A term describing Touma, a no-good guy with a neutering ability or a curse from God that nullifies all non-physical attacks on him.

He unaware that he built a harem with 9,000+ clones, a nun with the Vatican's most forbidden books, 2 Japanese Christian members, Rail Gun, and among others.
Somebody who's an "UnLUCKY Bastard!" shut that sadist boy.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018
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