When someone is constantly sending picture messages involving porn of some sort or other annoying cell phone picture joke, audio file, or text joke about the recipient being retarded. These messages are often sent in multiples and clog your cell phone's memory. Sure sign of boredom but an even surer sign of a moron who can't think of anything to say worth while. Can often lead to cell phones being shut off or angry rants by people who can't stand it anymore.
"Dammit!... this is the tenth time I've gotten this picture message of a naked midget being tossed around like a volleyball by naked Germans."
"Dude looks like you're a victim of asshole texting."
"Dude looks like you're a victim of asshole texting."
by Jarrett McFish March 2, 2010
Get the Asshole Textingmug. A unnecessary cough issued close to a smoker in a passive aggressive way to alert the smoker to the common distaste of their habit.
Smoker 1: Yeah, so I was knee deep...
Passerby: *Cough*
Smoker 2: Was that just an asshole cough? C'mon. We all die in the end, man.
Passerby 2: *Cough*
Passerby: *Cough*
Smoker 2: Was that just an asshole cough? C'mon. We all die in the end, man.
Passerby 2: *Cough*
by prayforwinter July 22, 2010
Get the asshole coughmug. 
Get the asshole banditmug. Part of the phrase "Man/Woman with a paper asshole."
Refers to someone who talks a big game but fails to deliver. A charlitan, a fraud, a phoney, etc.
Refers to someone who talks a big game but fails to deliver. A charlitan, a fraud, a phoney, etc.
Algernon:
I'm finally gonna ask that cute blond chick out.
Ernest:
That sound's like the talk of a man with a paper asshole.
I'm finally gonna ask that cute blond chick out.
Ernest:
That sound's like the talk of a man with a paper asshole.
by Sam Panama February 21, 2011
Get the Paper Assholemug. Internet slang for "you're an asshole". First coined on Sherdog.net in a thread where a user posted a pic of himself wearing hand made Red Bull armor.
by RankFeral June 16, 2008
Get the U ASSHOLEmug. Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.
Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.
Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.
by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011
Get the Assholes Anonymousmug. to tag yourself in a picture where only about 3 percent of your body is showing (i.e. hand, foot, elbow) purely for the benefit of having a high numerical value in tagged pictures on your profile page.
Person 1: Mauricio tagged himself in almost every picture in my Electronic Music Festival album
Person 2: Yea so?
Person 1:He pretty much only had half his face in the background in some of those photos and tagged his appendages in the rest of the pictures. He went on an asshole tagging spree.
Person 2: Yea so?
Person 1:He pretty much only had half his face in the background in some of those photos and tagged his appendages in the rest of the pictures. He went on an asshole tagging spree.
by chamaquita April 16, 2011
Get the asshole taggingmug.