People who have no feelings and will apologize like this "I'm sorry but not really." Also referred to as my Dad. His middle name starts with A and he tells everyone it stands for Asshole.
by Rhodos May 20, 2014
Get the asshole syndromemug. A unnecessary cough issued close to a smoker in a passive aggressive way to alert the smoker to the common distaste of their habit.
Smoker 1: Yeah, so I was knee deep...
Passerby: *Cough*
Smoker 2: Was that just an asshole cough? C'mon. We all die in the end, man.
Passerby 2: *Cough*
Passerby: *Cough*
Smoker 2: Was that just an asshole cough? C'mon. We all die in the end, man.
Passerby 2: *Cough*
by prayforwinter July 22, 2010
Get the asshole coughmug. 
Get the asshole banditmug. Part of the phrase "Man/Woman with a paper asshole."
Refers to someone who talks a big game but fails to deliver. A charlitan, a fraud, a phoney, etc.
Refers to someone who talks a big game but fails to deliver. A charlitan, a fraud, a phoney, etc.
Algernon:
I'm finally gonna ask that cute blond chick out.
Ernest:
That sound's like the talk of a man with a paper asshole.
I'm finally gonna ask that cute blond chick out.
Ernest:
That sound's like the talk of a man with a paper asshole.
by Sam Panama February 21, 2011
Get the Paper Assholemug. Internet slang for "you're an asshole". First coined on Sherdog.net in a thread where a user posted a pic of himself wearing hand made Red Bull armor.
by RankFeral June 16, 2008
Get the U ASSHOLEmug. Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.
Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.
Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.
by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011
Get the Assholes Anonymousmug. by AbeForman February 23, 2009
Get the Asshole Pleasuresmug.