Parenting

A disease of which is most common is middle ages men and women. This may include high blood pressure, depression, anxiety, and anger management issues. Parenting might cause un-logical purchasing.
Call your doctor if you have parenting
by Clorox whyps August 04, 2021
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Parenting

legal obligation to stalk a person around no matter how crazy it gets and enjoy every bit of it with a smile on your face while maintaining both of your existance and other healthy relationships.
by SvetiKonfeti December 21, 2019
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Schrödinger’s Parent

a parent who abuses a child verbally and physically, but proceeds to claim that it’s because they love them/it’s for their own good
have you heard about John Lennon’s parenting life?”
“he must be a Schrödinger’s Parent”
by sitemanlol May 18, 2023
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Parent Exhaustion

When kids run you to the ground. To be tired after a day of parenting.
I’m tired due to Parent exhaustion. These kids be running me ragged
by Delano Sounds November 28, 2021
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Keanah parents

They are dead... She does not have any
Man that coin is gone... Just like keanah parents
by Reulind June 30, 2022
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Parental filter

Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.
Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.
by Modern-Webster September 13, 2021
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ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.
*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
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