April 13th

A day in which fellas with massive wangs are born

I wish I was born on April 13th!

by terranze October 20, 2019

April 16

Don’t send nudes today as you’ll be cursed to look like a dog for the rest of your life

Girl 1: i kinda wanna send nudes to him today
Girl 2: dumb whore don’t you know it’s April 16th right?

by geminitwofaced April 16, 2020

April 30

National Kickass day
Kick someone's ass and tell them to pass it on.

*kicks ass*
"Dude, what the fuck?"
"Bro, it's April 30th, go and kick someone else's ass"

by rivstur April 25, 2020

April 30th

National be with your girlfriend day! At this day your girlfriend and you can chill, watch a movie or celebrate something. Just remember to make your favorite food

“Sorry bro, it’s April 30th, I’m going to my girlfriend and have a great day”

by Thecoolgirlthathasaboyfriend March 15, 2020

April 11

Kiss your best friend day.

You kiss your best friend on April 11. This very day

by Paris35322 April 9, 2022

April 21

National give ur gf ur hoodie day 😱😱

Give your gf your hoodie on april 21

by Nca💟 April 9, 2022

April 22

National give girls mcdonalds

April 22 is national give girls mcdonalds day

by lucy foo foo April 21, 2021