Australian American

Really just African American but they believe whatever they want.

Dylan: Ryan aren't you black? Ryan: no I'm Australian American.

by Renegadebanana July 6, 2019

Blafrican American

A black African American

He was a legit Blafrican American

by A*Train November 24, 2019

The American School System

The school system that every school in the USA uses, even though it doesn't teach you shit.

Kid: "Ms Teacher, what's our homework?"

Teacher: "Everyday Math Journal Page 78."

Kids: "G

Teacher: "Don't blame me. Blame The American School System
."

by dominiclopez September 23, 2021

school shooter/ american

a person thats american so they shoot up schools

bully: haha you are so weird
american: thats it *pulls out ak 47* (school shooter/ american

by black enslaver 69 January 20, 2020

Dirty All-American

A sexual act that can only happen within ten minutes of a bald eagle sighting. First, you grab one Kraft Singles cheese slice, slap it on your all-American meat, and put it in between her all-American buns. The guy must hold a beat box on his shoulder, blasting the Grammy award-winning classic “Born in the USA” by Bruce Springsteen, and hold an AR with the other hand. Bonus points if both parties are wearing Old Navy American flag tank tops.

To celebrate America's birthday, we went bald eagle watching and we ended up doing the Dirty All-American.

by Big Country 6969 February 26, 2023

Good American

A good American is "an American who knows what is good for him". Or in other words, a USA citizen who knows that he is stupid, his government is smart, and his government knows what is good for him.
A good American pays all the taxes.
A good American doesn't care that secret millitary experiments are being held a mile from his house.
A good American supports the war (no matter where it is being held).
A good American buys American cars.

Danny: Hey Johnny, you wanna join our demonstration against the war in Iraq?
Johnny: No, I am a good American.

by Urban_Fellow June 21, 2006

American Idol

An American "reality" show in which generally untalented nobodies compete in a large scale karaoke contest where they are urged to express themselves as individuals, yet are not accepted or praised until they look, act, think, and sing exactly as a generic Top 40 Pop singer, where the grand prize is a record deal with Simon Cowell's record label; ultimately creating a retail failure, as the "artist" is doing little else but singing songs other people wrote for them as they write no words nor play any instruments of their own, all of which is eventually blamed on Mp3 pirating for poor CD sales.

"American Idol is complete garbage."

"All of these people on American Idol are just singing karaoke."

"Who's going to be the next American Idol? Who cares. They're not musicians either way."

by NYC January 20, 2006