Amanda

i think amanda clark is a perfect little goblin guy who i would simply let ruin my life. i think she’s kind hearted (although she’ll tell you otherwise), i think she’s show-stoppingly beautiful, without makeup and with (although she’ll tell you otherwise), and i think she’s one of the best things to happen to me in a long while.

she’s outstandingly funny, and she’s so easy to talk to, about anything, really. she has the cutest voice that i could listen to narrate her story’s for hours upon hours. she has very animated eyes when she speaks, and is never afraid to speak her mind. she’s not an ordinary girl, more alike to a work of art.

amanda clark is the basement wood stove, of a cottage in vermont
amanda clark is the breath of life may gives april each year

amanda clark is the kiss of a lifetime in any cheesy movie
amanda clark is the loveliest girl i have the privilege to call mine <3

1: hey, can you hangout?

2: no, i have to waterboard amanda.

by stephen shippee February 27, 2022

Doing an Amanda

When you unleash a bowel apocalypse so sudden and powerful it could evacuate a stadium. A Category 10 Crapnado. Not a poop but a soul eviction. If you’re nearby, run. If you’re driving, swerve. If you’re Amanda, it is too late.

She tried to fart quietly but she was doing an Amanda. That carpet is never recovering.

by Bowel Inspector November 26, 2025

amanda lins

Amanda lins is a girl with a big ass(thick)

Damn that girl has a Amanda lins ass

by Selena gonez April 8, 2018

amanda grace moe

The definition of perfection. She is gods blessing on earth and every second you spend with her is an unforgetable memory. Dont lose her there is no one else like her.

Amanda grace moe, the angel

by bigsmokee June 13, 2018

Amanda shuffle

Amanda shuffle is the walk back to the car after scoring a bag. As you walk releasing farts with every step you take causing your ass to gyrate and move in side way movements.

Did you see jayde as she walked back to the car she had the mean Amanda shuffle going on.

by 19mike oxlong19 July 23, 2022

Amanda

She’s the sexiest person ever. It might sound weird to moan her name while having sex, but it’ll be worth it for sure.

Boy 1: Damn, who’s that hottie over there?
Boy 2: You don’t know who that is? Dude, that’s Amanda.

by Chunkypanda November 23, 2021

Amanda

The one you will spend the rest of you life looking for because there is only one and I got dibs. Her actions, good or bad, for the most part has the best interests of the those she cares about though the outcome doesn’t always seem that way. For example she will lie if she believes it will save a fight or argument. She will also take some lies or “half trues” to the grave no matter the proof against her. Make sure you make everything clear with her or it will bit you in the ass. She will push your buttons and her boundaries to a point you didn’t think possible. She lacks accountability and can be selfish at times. Her understanding of how her actions hurt others is nonexistent. Even with her flaws the light in her trumps the star Sirius. She will bring you the most joy you’ve ever experienced but she can also bring intense despair and be as dark as a black hole. Money has no pull on her and doesn’t affect her choice in a man. She’s amazing to celebrate with and even more amazing to struggle with. Her beauty is unmatched and is worshipped as a goddess by men and women. Perfect hour glass shape big ol’booty that will stop you in your tracks. I’m still in my tracks.

Amanda stop being a Suckafish you know you’re perfect.

by SuckaFishNarrator April 2, 2023