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Danger Almonds

The amygdala and adrenal glands that produce a visceral whole body “fear” reaction.

Specifically when you are in an unavoidable stressful situation but are trying to act rationally in contrast to how you feel.
Im not letting that spider crawl on my hand, it’s activating my danger almonds, grab a jar and some paper if you want me to take it outside.
by InnocuousOctopus February 24, 2025
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by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025
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to do an almond

to lick a nut. can you check to see if uh, anybody... pull up skype just a minute. no no you dont have to check it mister man
dude, he was totally doing an almond last night.
"to do an almond"
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roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room
My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!
by nastychicken June 26, 2016
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Roasted Neckless Almond

Man Richard has no neck he is such a roasted neckless almond.
by nadiealadog February 24, 2017
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milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community
I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS
by annntttt July 27, 2019
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The Spicy Almond

The act of using hand sanitizer as lube, covering your urethra with it. Using the same principle as bubble-blowing, as you cum your semen will then mix with the alcoholic hand sanitizer. Your partner will prepare by holding a lit lighter in front of your penis then igniting your cum. They will then proceed to take it as a flaming shot and swallow your flaming fluid. Then completes "The spicy Almond".
Chad 1: Yo I just gave my girl the spicy almond last night.
Chad 2: Shit, did you burn her?
Chad 1: Yea but, she has chlamydia, so she has other burning lips to worry about
by shottymcshotface November 30, 2020
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