Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.

Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after

by Karen7397 October 7, 2022

20 After 4

The coolest smoke shop in existence. Good vibes, great music & even better smoking essentials.

Yo bro, did you go to 20 After 4? They’re giving away puff bars. Peep their instagram @20after4usa

by off.white2020 November 23, 2020

After-Beat

The stage after masturbation one experiences in which the occasional spew of semen still takes place.

After Johnny shot his load, he was in After-beat.

by ICP is the gayyest November 21, 2009

after death

After you/they die. That's basically it

Or it's a ship name/non-canon relationship from Undertale AU's :/

Friend: What will you do after death, if that's possible?
Me: I dunno, chill?

Or

A random stranger: Do you ship Afterdeath?
Me: What's that?

by a random person in urban January 15, 2022

me after spicy chip

a gif composing of 2 spheres quickly turning into squares, donuts, and cylinders in that order before becoming spheres again with the caption "me after spicy chip" at the top.

this gif is trying to resemble the confusion of your tongue after a spicy chip has been layed on it, due to the shapes quickly forming in and out of the four shapes.

i had very confusion me after spicy chip

by thiscatisd September 12, 2022

the day after tomorrow effect

When you are looking up the weather is going to be like in the following days and the weather in 2 days surprises you.

Person a: 'Damn dude, it's going to be extremely cold in 2 days'
Person b: 'Sounds like the movie "the day after tomorrow"'
Person c: 'That's the "the day after tomorrow effect"'

by getpo.st June 29, 2019

Friday after tea

A period of time spent doing nothing.

Being unproductive.

"Any plans for this weekend?"
"Nah mate, just Friday after tea."

by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021