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Jeff

A large dick head who thinks he's better than everyone else and like a to treat kids who do nothing like crap, he also likes to suck big dick and is a pussycat when it comes to sucks. He likes to treat your mom like shit
Omg he is such a Jeff

I think I accidentally pulled a jeff
by clownAssMotherFucker March 16, 2019
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Jeff

A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.
We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.
by JeffsAccount June 9, 2019
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Jeff Schechter

That person is tripping. Most likely a Jeff Schechter
by Apex Juju June 20, 2019
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Jeff-laxed

When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.
Alan Jeff-laxed the shit out of himself the first week after he moved to the island.
by Liberal Joe August 19, 2019
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Jeff

"Hey Jeff", Jeff * causally fucks a parrot. " Fuck you Jeff
by Dr.Tedums September 2, 2019
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Jeff

The most high degree of a hater. These people hide in plain sight as supporters and in darkness tell people how they hate you while also ranting over the internet about you while never directly talking to you or mentioning you.

They are too scared to actually do anything, but at the same time will threaten and tell the world what they will do to you or have already done in their mind as if it were real. They will never fight, but at any cost avoid it the same as they would avoid jail, but at the same time would cohere another person into taking on their battle as if they were a part of it.
Fuck Jeff.

Look at Jeff over there, just Jeffing it up!
by Salvatore Perigio September 15, 2019
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