by Murphy Llama January 17, 2004
Get the Cracker Smackermug. Holy, and i thot I came up with this expression "unsalted cracker" to describe someone..
Unsalted cracker: someone really boring.. no excitement, like there's no flavor.. no colour.. all flatness/no personality..
Unsalted cracker: someone really boring.. no excitement, like there's no flavor.. no colour.. all flatness/no personality..
A little song to sing to someone who fits this description as an Unsalted cracker.."youuu've got!.. NO PERSONALITY, ZERO PERONALITY BORING BORING AND ALWAYS NOT HAPPY SO ADD A LITTLE PAPRIKA INTO YOU'RE PERSONALITY.."
by AliciamMOCTEZUMA January 31, 2008
Get the unsalted crackermug. Its when you kneel next to the bed while you eat out a girl and you put your hands under her knees and rock her back and forth like a rocking chair so your tongue goes from vagina to ass and everything in between.
by DJL32304 November 19, 2011
Get the Cracker Barrelmug. The most expensive item in the popular online role playing game, "Runescape" by Jagex LTD.
What they were used for was back in 2001 when they were released, players could "pull" these to get a much sought after "party hat." Since most players pulled them there are only a few left in the game still in cracker form. This explains the very high price of them. They are currently 800,000,000 (eight hundred million)-1,000,000,000 (one billion) runescape coins.
What they were used for was back in 2001 when they were released, players could "pull" these to get a much sought after "party hat." Since most players pulled them there are only a few left in the game still in cracker form. This explains the very high price of them. They are currently 800,000,000 (eight hundred million)-1,000,000,000 (one billion) runescape coins.
by XXX Jeremy XXX November 26, 2006
Get the christmas crackermug. n.
1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.
2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?
1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.
2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?
Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?
Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
by LGJP August 3, 2006
Get the Cracker testmug. by Corrad September 22, 2005
Get the Hoe Crackermug. Fuck man, how longs it been since you been with someone, I bet you have hundreds of prawn crackers under your bed.
by lemonmeringuepie October 23, 2008
Get the Prawn Crackermug.