Tom brady

Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.

Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.

by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022

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Brady is that boy that really isn't like everyone else, he's funny, caring and non judgemental, Brady is the boy that doesn't care to be like everyone else, when you first meet a Brady he will talk and joke like he's known you forever, Brady may not be the hottest guy but he has a big heart that makes up for it, Brady tries to treat and respect everyone as equals, you can tell him literally anything without fear of judgement and he will accept you for who you are, If you have a Brady in your life then you are lucky and you need to keep him around

Oh yes I love Brady it's like I can tell him everything and he accepts me for who I am.

by AnonymousUser4221421 February 1, 2022

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