National Singles day

National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)

This day falls on February 14th
Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”

Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”
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dysphoric singleness

Dysphoric singleness is the state of being unable to enter a romantic relationship due to being perpetually rejected.
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Single Polygamy

(n) A man who is marries several women at once.
His family practice single polygamy in every marriage.
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The single best friend

Definition: A friend who has no segnificant other.

1.) Your best friend, who contrary to you is single.
2.) Your boyfriend's /girlfrien's best friend, who is single and is out and about to catch a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
3.) Your or your boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend who is single and is out and about you or your segnificant other even though you or your segnificant other are in a relationship.
4.) 2.)&3.) Combined. And possibly in front of you/your segnificant other.
5.) 2.),3.)&1.) Combined.
The single best friend.

1.) " Oh that's just Frank my single best friend."

Just a nice guy.

2.) "Hey, that's Perry, Paolo's best friend, he's nice, give him a shot!"

You are trying to help.

3.)"That's Ryan, could we go please, I just get really depressed when I see him, he has no boundaries and no morals."

You don't wanna remember.

4.)"We should leave now, I just saw Robin, he is the worst. Honestly, he pretends to be so nice... But in reality,... Oh come on just let us go... I really don't want to think about that trauma right now."

You sadly have to remember.

5.)"Urgh, that ****** little ******* **** does not even deserves a name, take me home honey so I can cry into your arms like a baby and you will tell me that everything will be alright, even though it will never be...."

You will never forget what he had done.

The single best friend .
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Single Pringle

When you're single and ok w it because your perfect alone
Tina: Dave are you ever gonna find a girlfriend?
Dave: Nah imma Single Pringle
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playing single note

"How I feel after playing a single note on guitar" is a phrase normally accompanied by a caricature of singer-song writer Kurt Cobain, that means that the person saying it feels like they are Kurt Cobain
The joke has been taken further now with people using caricatures of other musicians, normally with a caption along the lines of; "How I feel after playing a single (sound) on (instrument)"
1. How I feel after playing single note on guitar: (Kurt Cobain caricature)

2. How I feel after playing a single beat on drums: (Dave Grohl caricature)

3. How I feel after playing a single G note on piano: (Gerard Way caricature)

etc
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Single mothering

The act of abusing your vehicle, usually in the way of neglecting oil changes, ignorant to bald tires and low tire pressure.
Ed is currently single mothering his new to him gmt-800
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