jon

jon is the sexiest most angelic being, not just on earth but in the entire universe so NO OTHER MFS SHOULD EVEN TRY LIKE HE WAKES UP EVERYDAY AS HIMSELF AND THATS ALREADY INTIMIDATING ENOUGH… he’s the sweetest most understanding, giving, loving and compassionate person there is and he has the hottest gf, this man is the full package the real deal the one and only, his gf lowkey golem though she be saying all this “my precious” shit. jon’s smile is so uplifting, he is sunshine as a person although he needs to not be so hard on himself as he doesn’t realise just how amazing he truely is, HE SLAYS EVERYDAY with his unmatched charm and intelligence and warm personality. a future model and incredible boyfriend HEHEH

yo stay away from jon else his amazing gf will bite yo hoe ass

by slaygay April 17, 2022

jonned

To be made to believe that somebody has a romantic or platonic attraction to oneself as a joke, usually to attack somebody's gullibiltity or unattractiveness.

1: "Dude! That girl does not really have a crush on you! She is just jonning you!"

2: "They are obviously faking being your friend, you are getting jonned!"

by SigmaMeal November 14, 2024

Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

by Solus_OS January 22, 2022

Bubby Jon

Bubby Jon's tend to be intelligent and fun, but they are mostly just racist, homophobic and sexist.

This guy on discord just won't stop complaining about women's suffrage, such a Bubby Jon.

by DeadMilkmenFan295 April 16, 2022

Jon-luc

A Jon-luc is a person who gets too much attention but also is hilarious and kind to most anyone he meets.he is the god of cheez its and loves a good friend

He’s so funny he must be a jon-luc

by John Daniel May 11, 2019

Jon Tupi

A Local name for beanie hat in Bangladesh.
Tupi (/টুপি/) means Hat.

Context:
Mr. Jon Kabir introduced beanie hats in Bangladesh, slouchy beanies to be specific. As a macho, he pulled off beanies like no one else and slaying to this date.

Back to the story, as a trailblazer for beanie— it got popular overtime and started to become known as "Jon Tupi" and soon it took over the scene being "Jon Tupi" here.

- Are you wearing Jon Tupi?

- No, it's a beanie!

by retiredretardreturns January 14, 2024

Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".

Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......

by 79.123erect July 22, 2009