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Broken stretcher

Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.
Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.

Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.
by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021
mugGet the Broken stretchermug.

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.
She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.
by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021
mugGet the My Check Machine is Brokenmug.

broken microwave

When a microwave is broken.
by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023
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broken finger

a broken finger is where your finger got fractured and hurts like shit when you try to bend it even slightly. it's so swollen that it has gyatt and tits. it hurts. send help. please. i went to the hospital for a fucking broken ass finger. it hurts. give me god. please help 😭😭😭
john: hey you guys i'm back to school!!
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.
by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023
mugGet the broken fingermug.

broken corndog

1. verb A Broken Corndog is when you to do anal with yo homie but you miss on entry.

2. noun, when your dick breaks during the act of intercourse.
Yo Bret me and Austen were practicing no homo and I wound up with a Broken Corndog
by Buff Orc Lesbian August 14, 2019
mugGet the broken corndogmug.

Broken socket wrench

When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.
by Mountain Life December 5, 2022
mugGet the Broken socket wrenchmug.

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy
*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"
by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022
mugGet the Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken legmug.

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