monday nights

when you and your friends get into a coool van and drive around and sit naked i n the van...

PURDIDDLE yeha i love monday nights

by megan and rachel June 5, 2003

Miss school Monday

Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!

Miss school Monday is we’re you skip school on Monday

by Fuuuuk off November 3, 2019

special monday

Special Monday is the last Monday of every October where you have to get zooted or hammered.

Hey man are you ready for special Monday tonight?

by Jakkt October 26, 2020

Monday-Ish

(Verb) Feeling in a tired, somewhat down mood. Groggy, lost, annoyed.

"Hey, how are you today?"
"Monday-ish *yawn*."

by hhiii December 9, 2016

Musky Mondays

to brighten up your dim mondays, you spend the day praising the lord Elon and post pictures of him all day.

bro ive been looking forward to musky mondays since saturday

by yummylad December 3, 2018

pegging monday

when all girls get to go around and pegg guys as payback for all the years of sexual assault 😋

bitch 1: omg did u bring ur strap on?
bitch 2: yeah i’m so exited to peg johnny
bitch 1: i love pegging monday

by datonepegginghoe September 27, 2020

mogus monday

amogus

Oh no, tomorrow is mogus monday!

by i hate ur dream stan January 25, 2022