April 9

National Donkey Day!

The day that the first donkey was seen in America.
What’s so special about April 9th?

It’s a day that u celebrate all those donkeys out there.
by Ps170schools July 07, 2021
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99/9

An expression of joy, happiness and tranquility.Pronounced nintey nine nine it's used by Toyota Prius owners when their MPG indicators max out at 99.9 miles per gallon.
How are you doing today? I just got promoted and my asshole manager got fired so I'm 99/9.
by vivian darkbloom May 10, 2007
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Jan 9

Bro 1:how do you have 200 kidneys? Bro2:It is jan 9, stole a kidney day.
by Kamalvok January 06, 2022
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Sitty-9

Similar to 69, a Sitty-9 is when a couple is laying in the position, but fully clothed and not having any oral sex. A very raunchy and cute thing for couples to do, so long as neither of them farts.
Cassandra and I were laying in Sitty-9 position, and we fell asleep like that.
by Random Person4728959 March 04, 2015
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September 9

September 9th is national Yes Day!
You have to say yes to everything your boyfriend says.
“it’s september 9th
“so?”
“that means you have to say yes to everything i say
oh no
by big johnnnyyyy September 08, 2021
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Cloud 9

A name brand for a "bath salt" used for recrecreational drug use that mimics the effects of cocaine, ecstasy and methamphetamine. Usually snorted but sometimes smoked, vaporized,administered intravenously or even eaten. It is currently legal in some states. It can be purchased in 250 mg. packs at local smoke shops, gas stations and corner stores for $10 - $20 per pack. Does not show up in standard drug screens.
He man lets go to the store to get some Cloud 9 ..I need a hit. I ran out of blow... dat shit is da bomb !
by meanbone March 25, 2011
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tek-9

Popular machine pistol among thugs; see tek.
by eminem November 06, 2003
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