This is a very rare occurrence. It happens when you and your partner (male x female) have sex while eating mike and ikes. You guys are trying to have kids, so you don't use a condom. Later, you guys go to the doctor, and they tell you you're going to have two twin boys. Naturally, you name one Mike and one Ike because the fucking urban dictionary definitions are good. See idiot. Why any fucktard would have two twin boys named Mike and Ike confuses me out of my fucking skull, but it's an option i guess.
this pains me deeply, but i'll try and give an example.
Dr. Smith: Good news! You will be having two lovely twin boys.
Jenny: What should we name them?
Greg: Hmm... How about Mike and Ike?
Jenny: Those are such nice names!
Greg: *realizes he's retarded because he just pulled a mike and ike*
Greg: Thanks!
okay, now i can just sit here, slowly rot away, and pay dearly for what i've done to this world.
Dr. Smith: Good news! You will be having two lovely twin boys.
Jenny: What should we name them?
Greg: Hmm... How about Mike and Ike?
Jenny: Those are such nice names!
Greg: *realizes he's retarded because he just pulled a mike and ike*
Greg: Thanks!
okay, now i can just sit here, slowly rot away, and pay dearly for what i've done to this world.
by 508gang June 30, 2017
Get the mike and ikemug. an alternate expression for mary jane. aimed specifically towards a female audience who enjoy the effects of marijuana.
by bbygrl143 January 18, 2010
Get the mike jonesmug. Phillip: Man, Mike Tolbert just ran 1 yard for a TD after Ryan Matthews ran for 99 yards.
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!
by Tdugg November 6, 2011
Get the Mike Tolbertmug. by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
Get the Mike Hockmug. Michael Allan Patton (born January 27, 1968) is an American singer, songwriter, composer, multi-instrumentalist and video game voice actor, best known as the lead singer of the rock band Faith No More from 1988 to 1998. He has also handled lead vocals for Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Lovage, Fantômas, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and Peeping Tom.
Q: Who is the most prolific and versatile vocalist since the 1980's
A: Mike Patton
Q: Who did all the creature voices in I AM LEGEND
A: Mike Patton
Q: What Musician can you find guesting on Bjork,Massive Attack, John Zorn, and Kadaa's album's
A: Mike Patton
A: Mike Patton
Q: Who did all the creature voices in I AM LEGEND
A: Mike Patton
Q: What Musician can you find guesting on Bjork,Massive Attack, John Zorn, and Kadaa's album's
A: Mike Patton
by Haplomega October 30, 2008
Get the Mike Pattonmug. 1. A hateful rapper who frequently shouts out his name.
2. The protagonist of the NES game StarTropics, and the sequel Zoda's Revenge: StarTropics II.
3. New Zealand rugby player.
4. An American football linebacker.
5. A basketball player for the University of Maryland.
6. An English football (soccer) player.
7. An American professional wrestler.
8. A Canadian pitcher.
9. A Scottish film director.
10. A jazz musician.
11. A French musician born in Northern Ireland, 28 January 1952, musician on the French scene and former collaborator with Jean-Jacques Goldman.
11. A rodeo performer.
12. An American MLB pitcher (b. 1959).
13. A new age pianist.
14. An Australian based Sound Editor, Multi Award winner including Academy Award For Lord of the Rings.
15. A Roundhead soldier who fought in the Battle of Rathmines outside Dublin in 1649.
16. A former sex worker (personal trainer) who provided sexual services to evangelical minister Ted Haggard.
17. A culture and technology commentator.
18. A medieval scholar.
19. Mike Jones (Chiker), Owner of the shed.
2. The protagonist of the NES game StarTropics, and the sequel Zoda's Revenge: StarTropics II.
3. New Zealand rugby player.
4. An American football linebacker.
5. A basketball player for the University of Maryland.
6. An English football (soccer) player.
7. An American professional wrestler.
8. A Canadian pitcher.
9. A Scottish film director.
10. A jazz musician.
11. A French musician born in Northern Ireland, 28 January 1952, musician on the French scene and former collaborator with Jean-Jacques Goldman.
11. A rodeo performer.
12. An American MLB pitcher (b. 1959).
13. A new age pianist.
14. An Australian based Sound Editor, Multi Award winner including Academy Award For Lord of the Rings.
15. A Roundhead soldier who fought in the Battle of Rathmines outside Dublin in 1649.
16. A former sex worker (personal trainer) who provided sexual services to evangelical minister Ted Haggard.
17. A culture and technology commentator.
18. A medieval scholar.
19. Mike Jones (Chiker), Owner of the shed.
by frodaddy December 14, 2008
Get the Mike Jonesmug. one of 6 members of the band linkin park who is half japanese half american. Not only does he mc, he does backing vocals (he even has a singin solo towards the end of "papercut"), he plays rhythm guitar on some of their songs, he plays keyboard on some songs and he designs their album covers and t-shirts. Oh and he has a hip hop/rap project called fort minor. He is probably 1 of the best musicians out there and is probably the best non-black rapper at the moment. How ironic that the 1 of the best rappers at the moment is from a rock band. funny.
by shinoda57 October 6, 2006
Get the mike shinodamug.