Jive Chops

A derogatory term for someone who is a position of power over you but in all reality is no more important than you are.

Boss: "You really need to get to work"
Employee: "Whatcha talkin' 'bout, jive chops?"

by thereal S November 23, 2011

Nuttin Chops

The friendly-fire of self-enjoyment. The act of blowing your own load onto the side of your face.

Man, you ever buff the banana and nut so hard you give yourself nuttin chops?

by vunitedt November 10, 2018

Chuff Chop

The act of karate chopping a female's genitalia.

Only to be used in very familiar situations, usually between people in a relationship. Occurs most commonly in a lesbian relationship or a fight between girls, a cat fight.

It is not a welcomed move in a fight as it invades personal space, however it is the ultimate winning move.

Created in Barnsley, South Yorkshire.

See also: chuff

In a petty fight:

*Girl smacks girlfriend around the head*
Girlfriend: OW! Chuff chop!
*Girlfriend chuff chops girl*

or

Girl 1: "Did you see what happened in the fight between Kimberley and Stacey?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! Kimberley chuff chopped her!"
Girl 3: "Ouch!"

by GingerJangles June 15, 2009

dragon chop

when a girl is givin u head and rite when u bout to jizz in her mouth u chop that bacc of her neck and the jizz comes out her nose

aye dawg u kno dat gherl lily, i dragon chopped her last nite

by bobby jackson August 24, 2004

chop and screw

to make something new and improved; to remix something such as a dj would

I'm totally going to chop and screw my sober-up snack by combining cream cheese with graham crackers.

by DJ Chachi January 17, 2009

chopped and screwed

when a hip hop or rap record is slowed down and mixed hence the word chopped(cut it slow down ) and screwed with mixed

swisha house makes good chopped and screwed records

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

donkey chop

To be slapped round the face with a penis

"Oh shit! you got donkey chopped dude!"
"Man Id love to donkey chop that broad"

by whitetrashhero December 18, 2007