December 11

Slap your smart friend that has all straight As

On December 11 you must go up to your smartest friend and slap them.

by Forcitlali December 10, 2019

9/11

The day in 2001 that a major tourist attraction in New York City suddenly became a major terrorist attraction, which later became a major tourist attraction. Washington, DC, was also affected by this phenomenon, but to a lesser extent.

Look at all the hucksters at the 9/11 Museum. Disgraceful.

by Nudnikdude October 22, 2015

7/11

a convenience store that's always there when you're in dispair with linolieom ailes and altars of slushies

JD: I am so sad about my psychotic killer urges
*sees 7/11*
Veronica: Why do you like 7/11 so much?
JD: Freeze your brain!!! Happiness comes ,when everything numbs, who need cocaine???

by DONTBEJDKIDS May 31, 2018

June 11

Pass around a bottle of hot sauce all day and see who can drink the most!

Joshes wins the ho-ttest record on June 11

by Moonandstars June 5, 2021

9/11

The best holyday in the entire world.

Man 1: Have you seen 9/11?
Man 2: Yea it was great!

by Not Clay December 5, 2020

9/11

When you think you're done for the night after 1 round at the bar, but come back for a second.

Tom: hey how was last night at the bar
Hank: I thought I was done with 1 round but pulled a 9/11

by IMJesus775 May 19, 2018

The 9/11

The 9/11 is a sexual technique performed by 2 men and a woman. The men have to lie down with their penises relatively close to one another so they resemble two towers. Then the woman has to "slam" the towers by inserting them in the vagina and anus or mouth one after the other.

Dude, the 9/11 we pulled last night was so dope. No homo though

by Volteh August 19, 2017