Going Full Count

Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.

Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…

Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.

by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023

Going to Pittsburgh

Aggressive anal intercourse that leaves the aroma of downtown Pittsburgh wafting in the immediate vicinity

My wife threatened to leave me if I ever told her I was going to Pittsburgh again

by Gerbil smoothie January 13, 2023

Going to a Ranch

Used in sarcasm to reference the obvious.

Well, I was obviously Going to a Ranch to get kicked by a bull

by Hanshot let March 28, 2017

going zulu

Not so much a real time zone, but a state of being adopted for a specific amount of time. Hence the term going zulu.

"What is that in zulu time?" " +6 going zulu."

by azrel9 February 12, 2022

Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!

Maybe Urban Dictionary is like a woman, except, in reverse...

Hym "Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”

A statement used by user @bloomsolosyourfav on tiktok, otherwise known as the average chronically online person that does nothing but artificial intelligence bots to cope when they are neglected by their family.

This term was first used in a comment section on a Tiktok video by @ivxzquz. The video displayed a person roaming around their kitchen waiting for popcorn to cook, with the following text overlayed on top: "Name a word yall can't go a day without saying 💀"

some person:I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”!!
sone other person:Dude what.

by slideshow services December 1, 2023

I go boom

When you go and you find out your penis is a stick of dynamite so you scream “I GO BOOM!!”

Oh damn I feel something
Oh damn my penis is red
OH DAMN I GO BOOM

by IfYouHaveABodyPillowClap April 18, 2021