Rusty Sleeping Bag

When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.

Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.

by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

bag shame

to shame someone or frown at someone for not bringing their own bag for shopping.

I felt like I was being bag shamed when I didn't bring my own bag to Whole Foods.

by Pvilla July 12, 2021

no bags friday

When you don't bring a bag to work on a Friday because you are going out for Friday night drinks and don't want to leave your bag at the bar because you're too shitfaced

"Yeah I'm down for Friday night drinks"
"Sweet, don't forget, no bags Friday"

by Jacko012 June 4, 2018

country sleeping bag

An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.

“Man, I really like Jessica”
“I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag”

by Siolovtpr April 22, 2019

DOGE bag

Elon Musk nick name. New version of douche bag.

Trump's DOGE bag is destroying the federal government.
DOGE bag's rocket ship exploded over Florida.

by EvilEllen666 March 11, 2025

D-Bag

Short for dooche bag, used when adults of authority are close by.

You spilt orange soda on my dress you d-bag!
That d-bag Tim broke my guitar

by Brian2343 March 13, 2009