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go find jesus

When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.
Go find jesus *hangs up the phone*
by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025
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Good To go

A special phrase used by mstgt yankowy to his class saying good to go means “are you ready to move on” the british american way
Mr aldereddi, good to go?
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egg set go

mixture of egg white and yolk. easy to make without any hassle. long shelf. good for busy couples
egg set go is solution for quick breakfast
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egg set go

Egg set go is a brand selling liquid whole eggs. People have lazy ass these days, so we are here for a quick option to make your eggs right
To make your eggs yummy and delicious here’s egg set go
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going to the Netherlands

Coming from the inuendo that Netherlands are somebody's reproductive organs, going to the netherlands basically means boning someone (having sex with them)
Are you going to the Netherlands with him on your next date?
I'm not ready to make that step in our realtionship.
by call_me_jod November 24, 2021
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Go Fuck Yourself

It’s a nice phrase to use for people who you wanna kick in the balls but rather not
Person1: My Dog Died Yesterday

Laura: Go Fuck Yourself Nobody Gives A Fuck About You’re Dead Dog🃏
by NOT LAURA🃏 November 23, 2021
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Go Fuck Yourself

This is for annoying people you don’t like just use this phrase but prepare for a fight🃏
Girl: My Dog Died Last Night

Laura: Go Fuck Yourself I don’t give ah fuck about ur dead dog🃏
by NOT MENTALLY 🃏 November 23, 2021
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