what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

Get Splote On

The action of getting yote on, only by a Splte member.

Hense - splote.

*Valient finally gets kicked out of Mcdonalds for leaching their free wifi so he can't hold q anymore*
*Splte member kills him*
"HAHA GET SPLOTE ON KID GO CHANGE YOUR SHIT BAG"

by xd meme April 08, 2018

Get out of my toilet

When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.

(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

get rizzy

(verb) To get into a state of flirtatiousness. Derived from the AAVE-rooted slang term rizz.

Kelly, get rizzy with Jack so you can show the world that you love him!

by EvilNogard November 21, 2024

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

GETTING THE SAAB

A distinct honor bestowed upon an individual in recognition for loyalty and superior performance in areas as such as interpersonal relationships. sardonic humor, teamwork, MILFing, hero worship, intimacy, BBW enthusiast, Cockgamesmanship and BFF. The promise of "getting the Saab " represents the ultimate achievement for any confidant or sugar baby and peak moment demonstrating pure requited love for all Sugar Moms and Dads.

After reflecting on the glorious night ful filled with intrigue, egotism, math answers, obedience and mind bending orgasms; Jenna felt compelled to tell him that he would be getting the Saab.

by twofingercxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx April 13, 2024

Get Cabbaged

When your shit gets fucked up in the most awesome way possible.

Bro i hope we get cabbaged tonight!
That would be awesome!

by SavagedCabbage May 10, 2023